yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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