did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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