are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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