I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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