Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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