you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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