i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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