i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
