Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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