Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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