he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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