Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I cannot find my penis.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
And then he peed in my hair
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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