Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You are a genius and a whore.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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