woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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