I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It's shark week go big or go home
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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