she looked like the bat from fern gully.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My pussy is not your playground.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
That accounts for only three of the penises
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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