people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
