So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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