Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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