I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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