he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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