I wish I could punch you in the face.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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