I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I got inside last night via doggy door
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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