I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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