Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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