Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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