shes about as inviting as chlamydia
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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