a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He passed out mid-signature
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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