Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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