Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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