Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
why do cheetos always look like penises
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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