dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
