when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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