Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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