Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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