i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
NoShamevember. You game?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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