would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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