If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
