speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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