hell yes lets make some ravioli
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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