What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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