I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Dear god my vagina.
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