I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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