I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Randomize
