(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Are we still banned from the library?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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