Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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