Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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