last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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