i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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