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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I party with great urgency now.
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