Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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